Stupidity... At It's Finest

Yes, I realize this isn't 'stupid' related. But it was so odd, I had to mention it...

THIS (kinda) JUST IN!!!!
Is Lady Gaga a freak of sexual deviance, or the best of both worlds? I guess unless she tells us, we'll never know for sure, and judging by those blurry ass, shaken-baby syndrome videos of him getting off that motorcycle, nothing is beyond speculation. It leaves a lot to the imagination. As if Lady Gaga WASN'T in my imagination enough already. Now, dudes have to wonder if fantasizing about her makes them straight, gay, or confused. I'm going to shoot for confused and hope for the best.

That's right! There are allegations that Lady Gaga has a Wang. A Don Johnson. The One-eyed Willy. Or, as SHE calls it "It's just a little bit of a penis". Which, is a lot more than we can say about a lot of fellas. Right, ladies? Eh? You know what I'm sayin'.

Keep in mind, this is the same chick that said she married Kanye West. Why you would lie about marrying the biggest douche in the music industry is beyond me. However, going from Aphrodite to Hermaphrodite overnight isn't much better. I guess until she poses nude for PETA, the question is quite similar to "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

The world may never know.
All text in the above statements/opinions may or may not be true. This depends on how much faith is put into their meaning, and if the context is playfully misguiding or not.

Ladies and Gentleman, weighing in at 102lbs... in the purple hat, Adrianne Curry!!!! And the challenger... weighing in shy of 110lbs, in the hot pink bikini... Megan Hauserman!!!!! (Crowd goes wild...)

Twitter Feuds... You know when two people dislike each other SO immensely that they have to demean each other inside the public interwebz. Well, this one is great because there are so many ironic angles to it, that you can't help but try to get your two cents in. Here's the ACTUAL twitter correspondence (in case you missed it):

Adrianne Curry: Good God. Why is VH1 giving certain people shows?Megan Wants a Millionnaire?I wasn't aware Megan mattered,or that anyone would want her

Megan Hauserman: @AdrianneCurry I was aware Adrianne Curry is dirty, trashy, ugly whore. I had no idea how bitter she is about her pathetic career being over

Adrianne Curry: I know @MeganHauserman wants2bashMY career so she can up her lil starmeter.Like she could EVER achieve what I have.Blocking that white trash

First of all, I would like to state for the record that these are two full grown adults. That being said, let's measure them up...

Adrianne Curry was on a bunch of VH1 shows, so was Megan. Adrianne is (was?) a model, so is Megan. One is slightly better looking than the other. If I were to rate the shows they were on, I would rate them like this:

1. Beauty and the Geek
2. Rock of Love
3. Surreal Life
4. I Love Money
5. America's Next Top Model
5. The Brady One...

I love it when one white trash chick calls another chick white trash. Its one of those times you cover your mouth because you don't want them to see you laughing? You know because you don't want to hurt their feelings? Never been there? Oh, never mind!

Finally, Megan has a little more 'star power' than Adrianne. Her shows were just more entertaining. I mean that Brady show was horrible!!!! Plus, Beauty and the Geek was EVERYONE favorite show. Am I right? Huh? Anyone? C'mon people!

I declare the winner... by unanimous decision.... Megan Hauserman!
All text in the above statements/opinions may or may not be true. This depends on how much faith is put into their meaning, and if the context is playfully misguiding or not.

Yes, it has been a while since I've posted last...but trust me, it's worth it! Watch the video below. I dare you not to laugh...


If you're reading this blog I expect that you are familiar with internet lingo, and thus this video should be perfect for our crowd. I will get back to making news posts sooner than later and I apologize for slacking as of late.
All text in the above statements/opinions may or may not be true. This depends on how much faith is put into their meaning, and if the context is playfully misguiding or not.